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10. No begging a teenager to babysit. 9. Forgive rubber chicken--eat what YOU like. 8. We offer an exclusive No Parking Ticket Guarantee if you staty in your own driveway. 7. Reduce your carbon footprint--keep your feet home. 6. No speeches--unless you lecture your children. 5.Do you REALLY want to talk about the weather with strangers...AGAIN? 4. Brushing your teeth and combing your hair: optional. 3. Kick off those high heels, girlfriend! 2. If you don't show up, who's going to know? 1. Count the money you would spend on clothes, hair, nails, babysitter, parking, drinks, and a silent auction; add the value of your time. Now write a check for that amount or donate by credit card on our website, and FEEL GOOD knowing that 100% of your gift is going toward creating a community that is inclusive and welcoming to ALL.